Wednesday, November 29, 2006
hurhurhur...when ur bored at night,and u study too much....
So i am living rpove,that studyin too much,will get u bored.....hmm....so i tried makin turbans tonite after my shower....duh.....i suk at turban tying,tho my uncle taught it to me beforelah..hmm.....uncle daniel,u need to teach me again aye.....
ok......this is such a fake poselah....i was pretendin to study while takin a photo...but cant see my camera hand!!!damn im that good at bein narcissistic...hurhurhur
Sean and my older bro...hurhurhur.....my older bro is the idiot with 2 names.hahaha...named by my dad,then my granny din like the name cos it was too long.hahaha.so she shortened it for him...hurhurhur...ok....legs,i was wrong...my family ppl also hav large foreheads...hurhurhur
waHAHA!!!!race pack food!!!!hurhurhur....they actually stuffed pasta into our bags this time around...wth man...its ok legs...u can join next yr so ppl start giving u flyers...heh....so i finaly cooked the darn pasta tonight hurhurhur...it was....err...edible....ha..im a great cooklah...
Heh...i got inspired to blog tonight after reading some bugger's blog entry......soooo......like i said before he exams began,if i feel like bloggin in the middle of the ting,ill jus do it.heh....sooo...studyin has been ok i guess....goin along at a snails pace due to the fact that i get distracted easilylah,but besides that,its moving along swimmingly....ha.....the econs paper was aight i guess.upcoming papers are cnm and ps...darn heavy subs if u ask me....ah wells....hopefully i can finish them....if not.....crap...hur.....
went for a run to clear my mind tonight....i always feel weird if i dont run at nite....its like i din do smting for the day......u noe,like,leaving ur keys at the door,or peeing with ur zip up into ur pants....or forgettin to zip up...yeap...that kinda feeling...ha
anyway,it was a good runlah.heh.managed to kill only one cockroach..hurhur..no snail casualties today......
then when i got bak....i got rely bored after my shower and started makin turbans with my towel...duh....i mus rely attend a course on how to concentrate for 5 mins.....
till the next entry guys!!!cheers!!!
p.s:hurhurhur....now u noe the meaning of cum and quickie bugger,u can stop acting all innocent alredy...ha....
Posted by funkymunkey at 1:28 AM
(0) comments
Sunday, November 26, 2006
In response to legs saying that her cuzin is cuter then my nephew Sean...hahaha...i shall post the lil bugger's face up here.hurhurhur...hu the hell can resist a smile like that man!!!hahaha..and he does it all the timelah ass...heh....all u need to say is...Sean theres a camera!!!and bingo!!hahaha.he smiles even if there isnt one ard.hahaha......ah crap..he's also one of the culprits hu always jumps on my tummy durin family events..bugger....hurhurhur..im pretty close to him tho,since we both share the same birthday...ha...its ok Sean,uncle's gonna take care of u and protect u from the evil ppl out there.hahaha.....till the next entry guys!!!cheers!
Posted by funkymunkey at 2:58 PM
(0) comments
Thursday, November 23, 2006
hurhurhur
wahaha!!!!last blog,so i tried to fit in this column into it.hahaha!so funny that they came looking for legs to feature in the look good column and ended up using me instead.hurhurhur...its ok legs,next mth i guess.ha
Oh shucks,i noe that this damn fruit constipates me,but yet i still eat it.wth....there was no other alternative i guess.hahaha....i din wann eat a heavy mealafter my run,so this was the best alternative.sheesh.....
Ah yes...the food of the Gods.hahaha....grapes sure are nice to jus pop into ur mouth when u got nothing else to chew at home..hurhurhur......Righto guys.....its gonna be my last entry till after the exams.hahaha.i noe this is cutting it abit too close to the exams,but wth aye?ha.and yesyes,i also noe that im supposed to write a poem abt the word blue,but i cld not tink of anything apart from the roses are red violets are blue bullshit.hahaha...and i refuse to post up lousy poems.hurhurhur...so i guess i owe u one eh Legs...snort.........i'll think of it over the long trip to krabi.ha.....aight guys....the exams start in apporximately 2 days time.ha.....its so damn gay...it starts on the 25th but ends so dam late..on the 5th...wth....ah wells,at least it means i get to study more i guess.hahaha.......
aight then.im off to get some studin done.heh.till the next entry on the 5th guys,cheers!!!
P.s:look out for my poem.if i get inspired all of a sudden durin the exam week,ill jus log on to post it up.heh.till then,to all those havin exams,all the best chums.tata!
Posted by funkymunkey at 4:52 PM
(0) comments
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
pictures!!!!and an entry.heh
Mmmm...Mug rootbeer.....the ultimate study companion.....mmm.....darn.i drank alot of this today...die
Focus ur eyes on the pizza boxes my frens.....i fell asleep after eating them.hahaha.im such a fuking lousy mugger...aye..ur right legs...damn....
The room i miss so much now...my hands are starting to smoothen upppp....when will i touch and carress u again my lovely tiles!!!!when!!?!?haiz....soon my love.....a few more days...hurhurhur.....So i went to xuits study room to study today....its rely not a bad place to do some hardcore studyin.haahaha.no net connection,so i was hardly distracted.heh...if not,as some of my frens will testify.i cant resist answering blinking orange lights on my screen.ha....
I actually managed to reread my econs again...hmm....on my way....next up,past yr papers,then im all set.ha..hope ill be ok for the exams man..if not,im screwed...this is gonna be my 2nd last entry before the exams mine frens.the next oneshld be after the exams or smting.heh...last entry will be smting abt blue,but im still tinkin abt it.dammit legs,gimme such a hard topic....
Aight then mine frens...im off to try to study again.heh.till the next entry,cheers!!study hard!
Posted by funkymunkey at 12:48 AM
(0) comments
Monday, November 20, 2006
aye's the word....
today....class....i shall be talkin abt the word aye....aye...is a word used by refined people like me,as a means of punctuating an exclamation....such examples,wld include....aye!!!u blardy idiot!..or AYE!!!!shut up!!!.....Aye,can also be used in ridiculing phrases...for example.....aye,what the heck,ru and idiot or smting?
aye,can be used at the front or the back of a sentence....for example......ur pretty stupid aye.....or....ur fat aye...or...u shld rely go and diet aye......reverse it,and it wld mean the same thing.........aye ur rely pretty stupid....aye ur fat......aye u shld rely go and diet....
recently,i found out from my fren flying in canada,that canadians use aye alot in their sentences,and it has rubbed off on him.so wat does this prove?we all descended from canadians aye....yeap....
this has been a dumb entry,but im too blardy bored to tink of anything else...till the next time guys.heh....i'll write abt the word bugger..hurhurhur..
P's:i still owe someone an entry abt the word blue,but i swear i cant tink of anything to write,and i wont write no shit till she updates her darn blog.bugger....hurhurhur
Posted by funkymunkey at 1:51 AM
(0) comments
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Random snippets of life...
Man,i swear to you,the mazda 3 is rely one of the coolest cars out there....felt like i was in a spaceship when my fren was driving ard...beam me up scotty.....
I love my laptop....it was pure black when i first got it,but my hands were too itchy,and i kinda expected to be usin it for my dj-ing,so i ended up pasting stickers ll over the bugger to make it more unique.heh....man....wat a beauty...
Ok so i woke up this morning,and suddenly hadth urge to take this,cos i realised i never did.hahaha....thats me in number one uniform which we wore for the national day at the padang,and beside it,is my stiletto with all my wings and the badges i got from the commandos.hurhurhur...so nice they gav us the casing for it.snort....
Vivo city sure was crowded today....carpark was so full,we waited half an hr at the same spot jus to get in.....buggers....how come singaporeans all suddenly swarm out on sat night...dont they hav exams dammit!!!!all of them!!!exams!!!they shld all go mug!!!even the old amahs and ah ums...hmmm....ben n jerry's dammit.....Today was a pretty funny day....went to sch to study with a fren,and we were thinking abt whther or not we shld catch a movie after....wahaha........we told ourselves that we were gnna do hardcore studyin first,then we wont feel so guilty abt watchin the damn movie.ha.......so we studiedlah...for an hr....YIH was full and had the smell of ppl hu slept over for the night.hahaha....and the library was jus as blardy crowded...dammit....so many chao muggers........
But we got a spot,finaly,and started studyin.heh....an hr later,we got hungry,o we went lookin for food...went to the arts canteen,but it was closed...sian...went to biz canteen...close...double sian....din wann eat at mac,so my fren said,we shld jus fuk the studyin today and go to vivo and eat.hurhurhur.......wat cld i say?lol.i was hungry.hahaha...so we ditched the studyin,and headed of to vivo city,and carl's juniors...mmmmm
Now we were supposed to jus eat there,but when we went over,my fren said his fren's sister was working ard he area,so we decided to pay her a visit....wahaha.....we talked abit,and she conned us into buyin ourselves a shirt each...blardy bugger......i felt so cheated after buying it,cos i realised that the only time i wld ever wear it,was for a dinner,or if i clubbed...dammit....u professional saleswoman u......curse u.wahaha.....
So we finished off shopping,and went ahead to carls juniors,where i had a huge meal,and i mean humongous....2 burger meals,a cheesecake....now i told legs that i jus ate at carls juniors,and she said it was not that filling(wah..u eat alot girl)..but she hadnt heard wat i actually ate.heh....i shocked myself dammit...snort....spent an hr jus sittin there,eating,and talkin to my fren abt life and whether other dimensions existed in the universe(don't ask me y,it was jus one of those random topics).....
After diner,we went lookin for our car...hmmm......vivo's carpark suks......we got lost there....its only the 2nd time im driving over,and both times i got lost...shiat........says something,either abt me,or abt the carpark...since theres noting wrong with me,the carpark's cocked up.heh.......spent half an hr looking for lot Q16 B1.....dammit......walked round and round like a pair of idiots......finaly found our car,and headed off home.hahaha...(not before gettin lost at tuas tho,again,dun ask me how we ended up there.another random moment of folly.ha)
aight guys,tll the next entry.....cheers!!
Posted by funkymunkey at 8:39 PM
(0) comments
Friday, November 17, 2006
My life as a dj..
My ever trusty set-up.hahaha..i freaked my mum out when i suddenly appeared at the front door with so many boxes and such huge speakers.heh.sorry mum..
after i cleaned my room up abit,i decided to actually go and take another pict.ha...this time from the side view.i think its blardy artistic don't u think so?hahaha
Ah yes...my fren for life....the zouk lil robot.....the club with alot of memories for me....tsktsktsk....still my number one club till today...hahaha.....
I was talkin to my fren the other night....about dj's,bartenders and james bond.lol......she was tellin me that bartenders hav it better then djs.and i was arguing that we hav it better.well,she went on and on abt bartenders bein better,so i jus had to agree with her.hahaha.im gonna go get my bartending liscence jus to shut her up.rofl.....
Dj-ing for me,started off,with me looking thru my safra discount coupon book several yrs back.hahaha.....i had always been a clubber,and i had always been fascinated by the man behind the console,controlling the crowd....i was sick of clubbin by then,so i decided to actually take up the course with another fren....dj-ing had been on our list of things to do before we die.heh....
So we signed up with audiosports for the classes,and it took off from there.....i got rpetty into the thing,although it was still jus a hobby for me.ha..all in all,i wld say ive spent at least 7-8k on the hobby....bugger....its not a poor man's hobby i can tell u that....and i was a poor man,so it was damn troublesome.hahaha........
After i graduated,i started getting gigs.....first thru my mentor andrew,then after that,i stared lookin for gigs to get done myself...i went to dj forums,visited shows,went to competitions,met frens of frens.....and finaly,got the hook ups i needed...by ard the 2nd yr of my army,i was all geared up...ppl wld call me to spin for nights,or if they were not free,ask me if i was able to take over them...we had house parties,where we had different genres of music blasting into the night,the people lookin like they were high on crack and booze,swaying to music we churned out.hahaha.....it was great...i loved spinning....there was some sort of raw energy involved in it for some blardy reason....u had control over those on the floor.hahaha....
With gigs,came the popularity i guess....it's pretty sad,but girls these days are damn easy.hahaha....jus tell them ur a dj,and some idiots will go...wahh!!!..sometimes u jus feel like smackin them....most of us arent in it for the girls(though we look),or the money(though we charge,we got to eat too mates.hahaha).we;re mostly in it for the music.....that raw energy booming out of the speakers....amazing.u got to be up there before u can feel wat i mean.hahaha....i ever brought a fren up to the console of a club...and she freaked out for the night.heh.....easy...
With ur reputation as a dj,and the connections u made,clubbing by itself became easier too.hahaha...i found myself getting into clubs for free,with jus a phonecall,being offered club memberships,bein given free drinks,bein shown to the vip areas when all the other young punks ur age wld jus look on in envy....shit,i mus admit,it was pretty fun and intense.hahaha....though i guess it was sadlah....i found myself gettin more frens,whom,i dunno,for the benefit of the doubt,i shall say liked me for myself and not becos i got them into clubs for free.hahaha.....Hot girls,free drinks,late nights,it was all part and parcel of my life...hahaha
the funny part is,my mum is a pretty strict parent.ha......and she doesnt rely noe wat i do in the nite when i leave the houselah.hahaha.i make it a point to tell her,that im jus headed out to a frens place.heh.for some gaming.hahaha.....and i also make sure i get the smoke and alcohol smell off of me before i get home too.tsk.even i hate the smell,i cant expect my mum to like it....ha...yeap..it sure has been a swell few yrs of dj-ing...i hope ill be able to carry it on even when i land myself a proper job....it wld be shitloads of fun.heh...till the next enrty guys...if u need a dj,holler at me.ha.if im free,ill c wat i can do abt it....cheers!
Posted by funkymunkey at 7:08 PM
(0) comments
Thursday, November 16, 2006
ah yes....not a bad day...
Damn rabbit on my lappy...took so damn long jus to stick it there.kept fallin down.hahaha
That is a friendster photo right there...damn,y do i look good wearing anything.....hmm...mus be the good genes...rofl
I hav successfully found someone hus actually more messy then me.damn...even i hav trouble studyin here.hahaha..tsktsktsk.better clear up the table Legs...
Aye don't try to hide after i commented abt ur table..go clean up...snort...
damn rabbit tauntin me again....damn u....i will get rid of u somehow when ur owner's not around.hahaha....
aight,today was not a bad day i guess...came to sch,studied abit,attended classes abit,had lunch with a few frens,and as always,thursdays wld mean hall crashing day,so i ended up in Leg's room again........i tell u,theres realy nthin goin on there.hahaha.but so many frens tink its so darn scandalous for a guy to be in a girl's room for so many hours.hurhurhur.....
ah well..managed to finish of another chapter of econs...phew.on track to finishin i hope.hahaha....till the next entry guys,i'm off to mug..heh.cheers!!!
9 days to exams!!!!!
Posted by funkymunkey at 9:46 PM
(0) comments
update time!!
Parents will be the bane of me for sure.hahaha....so legs jus called her parents,and well,they said she cant stay till the 3rd of jan in krabi.hahaha.so i guess we'll be headed back on the 31st,argh!!that sucks balls.....no hot thai chicks...sigh.....then again,i cant blame themlah.if i had a daughter,i wld be concerned abt her too.staying overseas for so long with people i wld hardly even noe.hahaha.and i wld definitely suspect that my daughter was lying,if she told me she's bunking with a group of ppl.hurhurhur....too many experiences with too many female frens to fall for that trick.wahaha!!!so thats it i guess.we'll be leaving on the 24th,and headed back to singapore on the 31st...i guess i cant complain,since their concern is gona save me some cash.hahaha....i hav this premonition,that theyre definitely gonna tell me to take good care of Legs at the airport.blardy...i jus became a babysitter.....ah wells.hahaha....
Its gonna be a short entry tonight mine friends.i need to head off and study abit.msn is down.i guess its fated that i study.hahaha.im resorting to changing my nicks to talk to frens.snort....
damn u msn!!!!!dam u too tigerairways for bringin prices up!!!and dam u snails for coming out every time i run!!!
ok...i got it all out.heh.till the next entry guys!!cheers buggers!!
P.s:it's ok mrs wong,i still love you for buying all that food for ur daughter.the biscuits are nice.maybe u shld buy more.hurhurhur.......
10 DAYS to exams!!!
Posted by funkymunkey at 12:27 AM
(0) comments
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
The mess which is my table....
So i woke up this morning,looked at my table and had no motivation to study at all.hurhurhur.so damn messy....bugger,i better get to cleaning it.i'm pretty sure if i clear it up,i will find some prehistoric fossils or old skeletons of my dead enemies somewhere there..hmmm.I bought a new ring yesterday.hahaha.yay.i now hav a ring to wear on my pinky.heh.i'm funny like that.i don't like doin things which end up being the same as others,like wearing a ring on the index finger or watever.It's either the thumb or pinky for me.heh..look at the box below!!!it looks so classy!!!dammit...i'm gonna keep the box..wahaha!!
I was trying to bend it here and there to get a good angle with good light shining on it to make the box look more classy.rofl...
There you have it mine frens.hahaha.my new blingbling...woot!
Sooo.....this is the subject giving me lotsa torture these days...dammit....stupid mod.shlda s/ued it...bugger
eh Kyle!!Your mum's a bitch!!hahaha..One of the dolls i bought in taiwan a few yrs back.If u press the tummy,it actually curses and swears.wahaha.damn funny.i gav one to my little cuzin for his birthday,and he was pressin it in front of my aunty.hahaha.and she flipped!!hurhurhur
Aye...this was the mess of a table i woke up to..dammit....got to go clear it up soon....lazy..i'm goin back to sleep...till the next entry guys!!cheers!!!
Posted by funkymunkey at 11:10 AM
(0) comments
wokayzzz
as expected!!!!after my run,cnfirm got something to write abt.my nightly runs are never without accidents.hurhurhur.....SOooooooO...tonight,guess wat?I actually did something i never thought was possible...i ran into a flying bat....wah...u noe those things which fly ard at night and u kinda think with their sonar and all that they can siam u?apparently not this bat i ran into...it flew into my shoulderlah eh....when ur running,and tryin to siam a bat,and it flies into u,it is very sian indeed...how did i noe it was a bat and not some other creature of the night?cos i stopped,and it was on the floor.damn poor thinglah.i noe i was pissed,but rely damn poor thing.they look like flying mice.hahaha.so i picked him up and put him by the side of the path.(cldnt bring the bugger home tho,my mum wld hav freaked out)I hope it was jus dazedlah....so i carried on with my run...
Now the path i always run,theres this part which is damn dark,which is like the a snail clubbing stretch.You noe,they come out at night to chill,after spending the whole day trying to crawl there.....and they love the dark wet spots,so they can do the dirty snail stuff they do at night....tsktsktsk...kinky snails...
Anyway,thats a damn dangerous spot for runners....well,not for uslah,more for them,but its damn disgusting to step on one,and they're rely damn sad creatures,so i try to avoid stepping....sooo....evrytime i come by that area,ill run by the veryvery side of the road.usually there arent any snails there,but today,nooo,,,some drunk snail jus had to crawl over to the side of the road to puke or smthing,so i stepped on it...wah..i hate that feeling when u step on a snail...blardy buggers......
besides all those things tho,i think my run tonight was pretty fun.hahaha.clocking good timing for my runs.....heard that one of the climbers is taking part this yr as well.Yixiang ah yixiang!!lol i guess i cld ask him to join me and some frens to run on the 3rd.heh.always fun to hav company.till the next entry guys!!!cheers!!!
P's:if youre running the marathon this yr,and ur reading this,and ur a hot girl,pls feel free to drop me a msg.ciao!
Posted by funkymunkey at 12:02 AM
(0) comments
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
aight..
righto...i'm running out of titles for my blogs.think i better start writing abt deep stuff like the rising GST and the bullshit going around in the world today...ah well...at least writing the titles would be easier...hehok,i'm taking a break from studies for now...this tuesday was the first tuesday in awhile that i din climb,so it rely felt damn weird.ha.the skin on my palms is getting smoother....darn....Feel so darn gay now....hmm..so it seems,after the exams,my hols are gonna be uber packed....goin off to bali to surf for abit,and then ill be headed bak jus in time to hit KL with the climbing club guys.ha.the people im goin with are fun,so i don't doubt the trouble we'll get into.ha.tiangtiang,jj and sheryl.heh.in a van,on the malaysian expressway...with me...oh man...thats it.lol
Then when we come back,i'll hav enough time for a short break before i head off to Krabi with Legs,to mt sheryl and company over there...ill be luggin ard alot of stuff,cos ill be borrowing some equipment from me dear cuzin(thx man)...it wld sure be weird travellin with jus one other fren overseas.wld be the first time i did it actually.usually i'm with a grp of frens,where we wld jus mt up at the airport,talk for abit,laugh here and there,and then board the flight.Now,i wonder if her parents are sendin her to the airport.bugger.if i hav to end up explainin the safety of the trip to ur dad Legs,u owe me lunch.hurhurhur.....
YEAp,thats abt it...so fun the coming december mth....ha...so packed,better spend time with the family whilst i can i guess.heh......
ah wells...i cant think of anything else to write abt now guys,maybe later after my run,if i step on a snail or get knocked down or smthing,ill update again..snort...till the next entry guys!cheers!!
Posted by funkymunkey at 9:15 PM
(0) comments
heyheyhey..guess wat?
i got a splinter in my butt....that says it all...i am damn pissed that i have to take out a splinter from my ass in the middle of the nite,jus cos my chair broke all of a sudden..zzzz....ah well..clda been worst....my buns of steel stopped the damn thing from goin too deep.ha.later guys!!!Posted by funkymunkey at 12:57 AM
(0) comments
Monday, November 13, 2006
list of things to do before i die...
Ok!!!!today was a boring day...i swear i shall not stay at home to study..or at least pretend study again.snort....since nothing much of interest happened,lemme just put up a list of things i want to do before i die.heh.i noe,i noe,some of u hav seen this before,but my list apparently miraculously changes over the yrs.hurhurhur...without further ado,lets take a look at my amazing list
Things to do before i kick the bucket...
1)Become an investment banker(cos they make lotsa money)
2)Rockclimb around the world
3)Get my skydiving liscence
4)Get my diving liscence
5)Get my driving liscence(shut up,its a personal choice to not get it till now.hurhurhur)
6)Once i get the liscence,get a ferrari
7)Date a model
8)Date an airstewardess
9)Date a prom queen
10)Get myself a house in town
11)Get my parents a house wherever they want
12)Travel around the world
13)DJ at a major club
14)Spend more time with my friends
15)Spend more time with my family
16)Learn muaythai
17)Climb a mountain
18)Make lotsa money
19)Find love(snort.tho this is a very subjective point)
20)Sail ard the world with that love.heh
Aight..i shall stop at 20.partly cos i cant think of anything else,and partly cos if the list is too long,ill take forever to work towards them.heh.Till the next entry guys,sorry that this had to be such a short one,but i've got to go hit the books.heh.cheers!!
P.s:i totaly forgot to talk abt the trouble i had today bookin tickets for my trip to krabi this coming decemberlah.zzz...i hope it all goes well man.got a headache jus looking at the booking system.bugger...
Posted by funkymunkey at 9:08 PM
(0) comments
rain...
I woke up to the pitter patter of rain......I realised how fragile life really was,and that i cld lose any single one of my loved ones at anytime.....i stared up at the ceiling for abit,trying to figure out the complexities of life,love and death...i cldnt control life,might as well live it.....fuck,i'm going back to sleep...ciaoPosted by funkymunkey at 1:11 PM
(0) comments
Sunday, November 12, 2006
wah gay!!!how come i cant upload my photos!!!
WAhahahaHAHA..u narcissistic piece of shit u!!!!!but i love u anyway!!!rofl
WTH..they actually started putting up these kinda retarded signs ard the library.....i was later shocked to find out from clara,that bak in her ac days,they cldnt sleep in their libraries either...man..thats so gay...when i become the prime minister,i'll change things ard abit.snort...till then,,,try not to sleep in libraries ah...hahaha....
Posted by funkymunkey at 10:35 PM
(0) comments
Day spent outside,trying to study....
Aight,so i was supposed to meet Clara today to go and study with her at the central library at bugis.dear mum had chased me out of the house cos the relatives were comin over remember?hurhurhur..dammit..i got home to find out thatt the food was all gone..bummer....lucky i had dinner before i came home...snort..
Ok so,i tried getting myself enough sleep to catch up with wat i had lost over the last few days,but apparently i cldnt sleep that well again...aye!!wats happening to me man!!i used to be so good at sleepin..blardy...
I left home late...ahaha...so i ended up makin the poor dear wait for sometime.lol.but apparently she was quite happy that i was late,cos she wanted to go buy some stuff to eat.hahaha..you noe i always tease her for getting too much to eat,but today i was actually thankful she stocked up on foodlah...
So we met up,and i wasnt rely too sure where the library was,which was another good thing that Legs was ard,cos at least she knew her way....we got there at ard...err....1 maybe?and guess wat!?!?no seats!!!wth man.i thought we were earlylah,but it seems that there some retards who wake up ealier on a sunday morning to get a seat at the library...zzz...
i walked up to this decoy study area the damn library had set up to bluff stupid students who might jus go over and seat...but nooo....i was alert...i found it suspicious for such a nice lookin place to be sooo empty,so i went ard and walked abt the place first....aha!!!i found a note on the table!!tsktsktsk...for display purposes only..fukin retards...the shelves of books which they had on display were also all jus empty shells....blardy...the library sure is rich to do such bo liao stuff..jus to trick ppl to go study there.then catch them and chase them out.buggers....
so we walked ard for abit,and finaly found a spot with 2 seats.heh.we were saved!!!
Now i wont bore u with details abt the studyin,but i can tell u that i got damn bored alot..hahaha..i kept fidgeting tryin to position myself in a more comfy spot...damn small chairs....plus,i left my dear ipod at my granny's lastnite,so i had nothin to listen to.i cldnt even share the earphones with clara,cos our chairs were so damn far apart...
now this is where the food came in handy!!!wahaha!!!seems that dear clara got alot of 2 for 1 stuff at cold storage.heh.so there was more then enough for us both...(she doesnt want to admit itlah,but we all know that she was intendin to buy it for me anyway.don't need to lie abt the offerlah eh Legs.hahaha)we were pretty happy eating and pretending to study...and there were alot of very free librarians and security guards movin ard tellin people not to sleep.wth...that was one of the reasons which kept me awake...so this is wat they get payed to do...walk ard doin bo liao stuff...hmm....dream jobs.com
i got damn bored after awhile,and started takin random photos...i shld have taken morelah,but the camera was so damn loud....n i kept hearin idiots goin shhhshhshh...blardy.....
vanessa came along at 5 to pay us a courtesy call.hahaha.she was stoppin by on her way to mt this guy called "peter"..me n clara think its some conspiracy name she's usin for vincent.tsktsktsk.......admit it van...lol...peter doesnt rely exist does he?hahaha
aye...when it hit 7,we decided to call it a day,and headed off for dinner at one of the nearby coffeeshops,where Legs was tellin me abt her love for chicken legs and pig trotters...tsktsktsk...leg fetish.....and i got this siewmai which rely suked....my chicken rice was pretty nice tho.heh....
all in all,a good day i guess.always fun to be out with a fren to pretend study.hurhurhur.....got home to find the relatives still ard,and the lil cuzins still jumpin ard in my room,wackin my drums and tryin to figure out how to use my turntables...man....i predict a night of stomach jumping ahead.hahaha.Till the next entry guys!!!cheers!!!
ps:lemme jus upload some random photos i took today...snort...
Dont need to pretend to studylah legs....jus go sleep alredy...
Posted by funkymunkey at 10:06 PM
(0) comments
bummer....
I lost....i lost her to someone and theres nothing i can do abt it,but laugh at the lost chance and crawl away in defeat.hahaha.ah well....cld be worst i guess...it always sucks to learn such things tho,u get this pain in ur heart for awhile,which i usually try to hide behind laughter and jokeslah,but the pain's still there man....shucks...bak to life...cheers!!Posted by funkymunkey at 1:31 AM
(0) comments
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Of late nights and granny parties....
I have a headache now....man....note to self:don't stay the nite at clara's room for sometime till u get enough sleep......U noe that blardy groggy feeling u get after either a damn short sleep,or a damn long nap?well,i sort of have that, right now,man,i need food and lotsa sleep...yeap....things which make my world perfect.heh(eh,don't call me a pig Legs,someone kept eating thru the lead climb session jus now alsolah.hurhurhur)Today was a damn uneventful daylah....I cldnt get enough sleep lastnite,maybe cos the surroundings were still new to me,but i kept tossing and turning,looking at the ceiling,tossing again,i tried counting sheep(it doesnt work apparently,i always lose count)...and i felt itchy thruout the entire night!!!oh man...kept wacking my feet and swattin imaginary mosquitos....so i stayed up till like 7 plus....we went to sleep at 5.30 btw.....and by then,the day was gettin brighter..i started hearing the bus noises and damn birds chirping.....if i had a gun,i wld hav shot them there and then.....ah well....at 7.30,i tried to force myself to sleep again,i made it to 7.45,when my dear watch decided to go teeteeteetee(thats the alarm btw if ur jus too ass stupid to noe wat teeteeteetee is)...so i had to turn and switch it off....and then i heard the buses and damn birds again...haix...life sure was good...
so anyway,8.30 came,and as i heard clara's clock go off,i woke up,it was like i hadnt slept at all....i had jus rested my eyes thru 3 hrs...of torturous noise....hurhurhur.....but then again,alot of people kp tellin me that i'm usually pretty hyper most of the time evn tho i get very little sleep.wahaha...hmm...the day u see me bein quiet,is the day u rely shldnt mess ard with me.hahaha.something bad mus hav happened.lol.so either cheer me up,or screw off.heh...
soo....we did stock checkin at the gym today...i got a free climbing singlet...rofl....damn,how come i always get the singlets and not the tshirts...u noe i hate wearing sleeveless.lmao...
so we got a lot of extra things to throw abt,extra rope and all that....jups was helping us organise the stuff,and we learnt lotsa new stuff too.we also got job offers at the new gym which is gonna be set up sometime soon next yr,closer to central area..hmm...i might take it up if the others are...get paid to do wat we love,wat cld be better?hahaha
we had lead lessons today...well,not uslah,the novice climbers who never led before did,me,sheryl and jiwei jus attended the ting to recap our info,tho jiwei kept fallin asleep behind,and my eyes were half closing when jups was talkin abt the bent bridge and all that crap...aye,i cant even remember the names nowlah...bugger....
so anyway,after the lessons,i went off to my grans at pasir ris for the party she was havin,which she has almost every week.(lol.my grans wants to foster closer family ties.hurhurhur)...
so when i reached her place,i din even bother goin to eat,i went to the bedroom,plonked myself onto the bed,and jus knocked off.....now the bad thing abt doin this durin such parties,is that my cuzins are all ard,and thx to this fact,they cant see an inanimate object lyin ard at any given pt.thru the years,ive comed up with a formula for my lil cuzins.......SIO+BLC=TC
keeping all the variables constant,with the bed being the soft bouncy type and the room being airconditioned.SIO=sleeping inanimate object,BLC=bored little cuzins,TC= total chaos
Apparently,they will disturb anything sleeping,from adults to cats and dogs and birds and babies..tsktsktsk...in this case,they were jumpin on my stomach for 2 full hrs...zzz...i love my cuzinz,but 2 hrs of that...oh man..it'll kill anyone...
after the torturous 2 hrs,they got bored again,and decided to look for some other forms of entertainment..i think they found a cat outside...
I finaly got my sleep!!!yay!!!!hahaha...now that i jus woke up,i decided to update my blog.heh....
thats it for today guys...im damn pooped out...till the next entry!!cheers mates!!!
note to clara(get the coils my dear.lol,or ill go get them for u.hahaha)
Posted by funkymunkey at 11:30 PM
(0) comments
wahaha....scandalous entry!!!
Guess where i'm at now!?!?In dear Clara's room!!!wahaha!!!and its like....3.30 in the morning....yeap,it was a rough night...tsktsktsk..but i jus had to update after wat i did.lol.........tsktsktsktsk..u dirty minded bastards,wat were u guys thinking?!?!?!i tell u,its realy typical singaporeans thinking to immediately link that if a guy were to go over to a girl's hall room in uni,some ting notty wld happen.aye...wat yr are we living in my frens?lol.....these days,i'm jus thankful that her room is there for me to come over to sleep and talk cock to her with.hahaha..(i think she gets damn irritated with me for distracting her all the time.heh...too bad....)
so anyway.....the ting i did,was a veryveryveryvery looooong run.hahaha.so i wasnt rely intendin to run unless i had company tonite,but some people,jus felt lazy to go and run today...tsktsktsk...and since i was alredy sweating from the climb,i wasnt gonna bak out.hahaha...so the others went for supper,while i,went for my run......i was only intendin to go and run till maybe haw parvilla,and then turn back or smething,but then,i suddenly had this strong urge to go further.heh.....so i pushed on,till guess where!?!?!?nope,not pasirpanjang market,nope,not the psa building,nope,not the old sajc,but........i went all the way to vivo city!!!!!wahahaha!!!!that was rely pretty far man!!!!i mean,when i hit vivo,and saw it,and went across to it,i was darn happylah!!!!heh.....i was jumping around like some idiot,lucky i was empty......soooo......i then realised that i still had the same distance i ran here to run bak....crap...demoralised.......but hey,since i had gotten this far,i was pretty cock sure that i wasnt gonna get stuck in the middle of mt faber.hahaha....so,began the long and arduous journey back to sch....man.....i cld rely hav killed myself...it was that badlah.....i had to make 2 water stops at the petrol stations along the way...hahaha....i wet my hair,and my ipod fell into the tap..tsktsktsk....there was this other guy in the toilet with me,n he saw me wetting my hair,with my ipod always dropping into the tap...basket,that was damn irritatin.....he mus hav thought that i was an idiot....dammit...bugger taps....and sooo...i kept on my forrest gump bak to sch.......for a certain distance,there was this darn track by savage garden which i kept repeating..for some reason,that blardy slow beat kept me goin..hurhurhur.....ohohoh.i forgot to tell u abt my frens the construction workers...rofl....they were waving at me from my journey to vivo,all the way to my trip bak.hahaha.damn funnylah.....i was waving bak and smiling at them.snort.....the entertainment they get from working late at night...a lone retarded runner....hahaha......and so i left the pasirpanjang area,and i entered the shadier pub areas,closer to sch....where i started smelling beer,and surprisingly,prata...wth man......but i kept goin...some of the paths were pretty scary man...i mean,it was rely dark at some points....(i wasnt rely worried abt anything happenin,i jus got damn irritated evrytime i stepped on a snail)dammit.....its like....runrun...krakkrak...runrun..krakkrak...runkrak.....they were evrywhere tonight!!!!but im happy to say...i dodged the attacks of 5 snails...hurhurhur.....with grace....and coolness...damn im good...sch was drawing nearer...i cld smell the food from fongsheng,and i cld see the traffic light ahead.....i had done it,on the first night i slept over,i had run the distance which i needed to run for the standard chartered.hahaha...well not 42kmlah,but the required training distancelah.heh....damn happy with myself today.wahahaha...i am great....worship me!!!aight,i'm off to try to study mine friends.heh...oh yea,need to get bak to that orgy too....hurhur(wait for me guys!!!)till the next time!!!cheers!!!
Posted by funkymunkey at 3:35 AM
(0) comments
Thursday, November 09, 2006
deep entry numero uno....
aight..i promised u guys a deep entry,so u guys are onna get a deep entry.lol.so y am i not writing abt my wonderful day today?well,thats cos,nothing much rely happened today,besides ps lecture and the crashing of my fren's hall(it's become a weekly affairleh.tsktsktsk.)..Righto....girls are the topic today,well,at least the history of me and girls that is..heh...nownow,before u start tellin me that a topic like that can never be deep,hear me out,lol,cos it can...or if it cant,at least u noe its gonna be an entertaining read.heh...
Now,girls...i never had a problem with them(yeayea,shut up)i honestly never had a problem with them.hahaha.even in primary sch i was apparently charming enuf to make girls jus randomly ask me to be their lil boyfriends.hurhurhur.i remember once,in primary 6,when i was still a fat pudgy lil kid,i was chosen to host a show in sch,and my co-host,in the middle of the show,during our break,jus randomly asked me to be her bf...me bein the good momma's boy that i was jus stood there stunned(well,that and the fact that i had a crush on another girllah)
Heh...So it was in sec sch,i was the class clown again,and i mus say,that its a huge misconception that class clowns don't get the girls,cos we do man.hahaha.the humor seems to draw them.snort.....so anyways...i was still ok with girls in sec sch,no probs there...
Now it was in jc,when i started shedding all that baby fat,that the world suddenly opened up to me.wahaha....suddenly,girls werent jus the tings u threw stuff at,or pulled the hair off for fun,they became objects of desire(ok,maybe objects aint rely the word to describe them.hahaha)
so anyways,i loved them like there was no tmr.hahaha...i enjoyed lookin ard at the pretty ones,ogling at the busty ones,staring down the legs of the tall ones,and holding the waists of the slim ones......the fact that i was a house representative,in odac,and a whole lot of other cca's made it such that i was always in contact with a constant flow of them.hahaha.....
i was sent out to other sch's for sch events and competitions,and there,i met even more outstanding looking girls....they were everywhere it seemed,all i needed to do,was reach out with my hands,and pluck out the ones i wanted(pardon the connotation and descriptions im usin,its jus all good clean fun eh?heh)
And so,jc was a renassaince period for me(i tink i spelt it rite)..i was at the peak of my physique(or so i thought before i joined the commandoslah)and i was popular in sch.heh...it seemed nthing much cld stop me.rofl....
I was able to get girls easily,but i was also not the type to commit to a relationship easily...i hated to be tied down,i din want my freedom to end.ha....
for example...i always tended to care more for my frens then my gfs.....i looked forward more to goin out with them then with the girl i was with at the time.ha...dun ask me why,it jus felt better..i had a close clique of frens i was able to fool ard with,and at that time,i wasnt rely prepared to let go of that....
thus,the girls came and went,and my status as a "player" came abt.i hav no idea how,but apparently,girls tot i was one.it was both a good and bad ting i guess....good,its always good to hav a reputation like that i guess,a young lil casanova.heh...bad,cos the girls knew what to expect when they got into relationships with me...
i mus admit,i was a jerk before i entered ns....i was cool and calculative when it came to girls and relationships....whenever i got bored or saw that the girl was getting bored,i wld end it,with the favourite excuse of...i'm sorry my dear,it's not u,its me,i jus dont feel it anymore......yea the tears came often,but i was that emotionless enough to be able to brush them off easily...(i told u i was an ass.hurhurhur.)
My game was on,and i had cool friends to hang out with and they had game themselves....so,life to me,was alrite at that time.ha.a gf,was jus something u got,to occupy ur time....
Things changed in ns tho...with the 2 plus yrs i spent in that darn unit,i came to realise jus how important the warmth of a girl's love was,to hear her laughter,to feel her hands brush against urs.....i was still goin out with a few girlslah,but this time,i cherished them even more...i talked to them evrytime i felt something was wrong,we always tried to work tings out....i realised jus how important a girl was to a guy,no matter wat the situation was....
I hav to admit,i was always the type hu did sweet nothings to a girl,randomly,which is why they keep tinking i was a flirt dammit...hahaha...but these sweet nothings began to make some sense once i was in ns....
By the time i stepped out,although i wanted to tell myself to revert to my old player self,i knew that i was a changed man,and there was little i cld do abt it....For all those who think that i'm still a player,think again.ha.im a changed man mine friends.hurhurhur....ive started to appreciate relationships,and girls.
So to my future girlfriend,
whoever that might be,
don't worry aight,
i'll treat you right,
and spoil u with all of mother nature's delights.
i'll spend the night out under the stars with u,
and mean it when i tell u
i rely do love you.
i'll whisper sweet nothings into ur ear till u fall asleep in my arms,
i'll lavish u with all my charms,
i'll hold that hand of yours for all to see,
so that evryone will know,that you're with me,
to my gf(or gfs,tho i'm pretty sure it'll be only one this time.hurhurhur)
I'll love you.....
wahahaha....that was such a lovesick poem,i jus had to puke after i thought of it.lol.okok,if u tot it suked,too bad,i'm studying for natural heritage,the birds and the bees,wadya expect me to tink of?haha.......man........i'll get that girl....rofl....till the next time mine friends!!!i'm sorry this had to be such a lovesick entry,but i was in a lovesick mood today.heh....cheers!!!
Posted by funkymunkey at 9:36 PM
(1) comments
alritey then!!!
so i went for a run jus now.i'm always goin for runs these days.its both to train for the standard chartered marathon cmin up soon,and to clear my head off things.so i was happily running along my normal route,when i came across this damn cyclist who wldnt get out of my damn way...okok.i noe wat ur tinking,i shldnt be runing as fast as a bike,but i hav this funny urge to chase and overtake bikes evrytime i see one infront.hahaha.it used to be buseslah,but after awhile i realised that it was abit too hard.wahaha...so now i jus torment ppl on bicycles.heh..so i emt this bugger cyclist,and he was cyclin,so i tried to overtake the idiot,and he kept on swerving rite and leftlah!!i was damn pissed off,but nvm,i stayed behind him...after awhile tho,i cldnt take it anymore,so i jus went onto the grass patch..damn..thats when i nearly stepped on a snail..i had to jump and fly some distant to avoid itlah.i hate killing snails..u jus feel damn cruel after doin it.hahaha...so there i was looking damn unglamorous,jumpin into the air,with mr ass-wipe cyclist behind me...so i tried to look cool when i landed,but i missed a step,so i stumbled abit.crap...cool moment gone...but i din turn ard,jus kept running till the next road crossing.hahaha..as i was running along the stadium,i was lookin at the posters they had up...tumble tots kinderplace,golden dragon restaurant(can it get any worst),royal sporting house,little guilin restaurant(this is where i got confused,we were in choachukang,wtf was a little guilin restaurant doin at this stadium man!?!?)so i actually stopped to read it properly.hahaha....turns out there rely was a restaurant called little guilin at the third floor...hmm..talk abt poor location eh...hahaha....
i love runnin.ha.i love listening to my ipod while running,i love talkin to ppl more while running actually.which is why evrytime i take part in a marathon,i tend to pull random runners towards me and talk to them.hahaha.it amkes the time past by much faster i tink.ha...hmm....training's not goin on well..the most ive run so far is 16k..crap....i ned to hit 21k before marathon nite...and i need to start carbo loading i tink.heh...hmm...i knew i said i wanted to talk abt smthing deep,but i shall use the same excuse that im too shagged to write anything else tonight.hurhurhur....tuf luk my frens.snort...till the next entry!!cheers!!
Posted by funkymunkey at 12:13 AM
(1) comments
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
man!!!wat a boring day....zz
i mus admit,today was one of my most boring days ever....probably cos i slept so late last night.hurhurhur...so i woke up today expectin to get some things done....i was tinking of maybe goin to sch to study abit,but by the time i woke up,it was alredy too late to join some frens for lunch.had to msg Clara i cldnt make it(that was jus as abt how far i made it,cos i went straight bak to sleep.hahaha)so abt an hr or 2 later,i heard my mum screaming at me to wake up,cos she din want me to sleep thru lunch.i jus shouted bak the usual ting i shout at people hu try to wake me up(5 more mins can!!!???)and went bak to sleep.now,when someone shouts at u to wake up cos she doesnt want u to miss lunch,u kinda expect lunchto be there when u wake up rite?but noo.....another half an hr later when i woke up,mum was gone,and the house was left with nothing else but a banana...woot!!aye....wat else cld i do but eat it?lol.i was damn hungry.heh....
so i popped the banana into my mouth(dun be tinkin dirty tots now)and went ard the house lkin for some food...hmm...i found nuts,fishballs,a hotdog......after writing all these food types down wld i finaly realise that theyre all full of sexual connotations.hurhurhur.so anyway,that was lunch for me man.
and i was expectin a huge dinner,but my ever lovable mum brought home some yong tau foo....nooo......not healthy non filling food when im hungry!!!argh!!!!so i jus went ahead and stole some of my brother's prata.wahahaha!!!aight.after that heavy dinnet,i tried to study,but i cldntlah...damn....lemme jus rest abit,and see wat i can do later in the nite....i'll be writing another entry later on guys,so stay tuned,it'll be smting deep.heh.till the next entry,and after ive digested the food,cheers!!
Posted by funkymunkey at 9:01 PM
(0) comments
wat a damn tirin day it was this day...
I came to sch for jus one lecture today,followed by a consultation with my tutor to go and find out why the blardy hell he gave us such good marks for our papers.hahaha.it was alrightlah,we sat down and talked for abit,he's one of those tutors,u don't rely feel is a tutor when ur talkin to him.its more of a buddy,a chum.u cld curse and swear around him,talk abt boobs and balls,and he wld jus join in as well.hahaha.plus,he's a good matchmakerlah.ha.he jus pushes me to the girls and introduces me.ha.ok.so after the consultation,i went to the rock gym to do a spot of climbing before clara came over.man the routes they set were pretty fun boy..i also kept tryin the dynos ard the gym,and did a few endurance rounds around the lovely gym.ha.that explains y by the time she came over,i was sweating like a blardy pig...that was rely some hardcore climbing i did today.ha
ok,so clara came over,and we were supposed to get the board done for the club,we spent a looooong...time arguin abt the damn ting abt the borders,the colour,how much we wld spend,what we wld be doin for the damn board,then bak to the colour,and bak to how much we wld spend,where to get the stuff,wat to get,bak to the colour again....yeap...lol.i tell u,she was jus usin that as an excuse to talk to melah.rofl...(yes i noe wat ur reaction wld be now,shut up.hahaha)so most of the decisions were made,and we decided to go to the archi co-op to buy all the stuff for the ting.turns out!!!!that archi is a pretty useless co-op to go to.hurhurhur.no hot babes,no good food(tho we were tempted to detour to macd's to grab a bite(dammit girl....u had chips in ur hands!!!)hahaha.okok.so we decided to head down to clementi to get our shoppin done...we crossed the wrong damn road,got to the wrong damn busstop,and ended up walkin a million miles to get a bus to clementi.hahaha.man.i was sweating all over again by the time we got onto the bus!!heh.not bad tho,at least we were able to talk all the way thru.wld hav been damn bored if u were one of those stonerslah Legs.so we got to clementi!!and we got to the bookshop,and guess wat!?!?we decided to argue again abt wat to buy.lol.evrything seemed so nice to buy,that i was jus grabbing and goin.hahaha.and she was like the damn mum puttin evryting bak.it shld hav added up to 50 bukslah,but dammit,evrythin was placed bak..crap..there goes the fun of impulsive buyin..man...
ok!!!so we were done shoppin!!we came bak,and we still had to tink abt wat to do!!lol.i tell u,we're brilliant people.hahaha.its jus that we suk at agreein with each other.hurhurhur...we got the whole club to come and chip in to do the board.ha.it was actually pretty funlah.heh.like one big happy family there,doin and doodlin abt.ha...
then we went on to get some climbing done.heh.tuesday climbings are always so devoid of stress i tell u.ha.its the other days when the stress lvls are up there.ha.so paiseh to climb.hahaha.
aight guys,im rely too blardy shag to continue writin anythin,im also kinda dry on materials.heh.its been a tiring day,im jus glad i wont hav to go to sch tmr like some sad buggers out there.hahaha.
OH yea!!!!before i forget!!!i got into an accident today!!!yea!!i knew i nearly forgot something dammit!!hahaha.so there we were talkin damn loudly and bein as rowdy as we usually were,when we turned in at the wrong turn!!!man..that was the start of the end i tink.we met this blardy bugger of an idiot security guard,hu was damn anal abt not lettin us turnlah...i tell u,this is how the convo went abt
fren:sorry uncle,we took the wrong turn,any idea how we can turn bak to get to vivo city?
stupid fat security guard uncle:with irritated face........jus turn ard!!!!reverse!!!
fren:u sure we can do that?got so many lorries ard,and its one way
retarded anal faced obese security guard uncle:if we say can means canlah!!can u not ask so many qns
fren:ok.thx for ur time
so m drivin fren reversed ,while me and my other fren started cursing and swearin at the bugger!!and guess wat!!we reversed into a lorry!!woot!!and so,the action began...my driver fren started cursin and swearin,and the 2 of us jus kept quiet.hahaha.not our car wat,so no pt interfering.the bugger lorry driver,don wanna cooperate to come up with a story beneficial to both of themlah.he kept on sayin......dont make me lie!!dont make me lie ah!!ru sayin im a liar!?!bugger....wanted to smack him ard the face a few times...so in the end,my poor fren had to take the blame.fat security uncle came to clear his own name.......duh..i din see anything hor.its ur fault that u reverse into him...wat a pussy...my poor fren.i offered to pay abit for the damageslah,cos i felt damn guilty abt it,but he said it was oklah.the worst part is that his dad is overseas.wat a bummer man.hahaha.aight guys,thats it for tonight for real!!!hahaha.ive been in other accidents before,but thats,for another nite.heh.till next time,cheers!
Posted by funkymunkey at 12:22 AM
(0) comments
Monday, November 06, 2006
hmm...lemme think now..
it was a tiring day at sch today...went back for consultations with my political sci tutor and to get our papers back from last week's test.rofl.....my tutor is damn funnylah.he was an army guy before he came to teach in sch,and he goes on and on abt army life.ha...and when he found out that there are 3 commandos in his class,he was apparently overjoyedlah.hahaha.kept on talkin to us abt commando lifestyle,about our jumps,our training.lol.it was fun and all at the beginning,though we were abit paiseh(we were supposed to kp our vocations a secret in unilah.rofl.hu the fuck wants to be known as a commando?not me.heh.though i noe of some jokers who rely do wanna be known as commandos openly)ha.but after several lessons,it rely got damn irritatin,till the point where the 3 of us kept guessin wat he wld ask us for lessons.hahaha.and evrytime we take attendance,we wld go COMMANDO!lol.ah well.
anyways,im pretty glad with the results.ha.i got an A+.heh.kinda unexpected,but im happy anyway.lol.you noe,on any other day,i wld be damn happy and all that,but i hav a pretty bad headache tonight.and i font even noe y.ha.tink ill do my forrest gump later on to clear my mind off things.
On another note!!!!i have to say man,i hate those buggers hu are walking walkin so happily in front of u,n then suddenly stop for nothin!!!blardy!!i kept knockin into those kinda ppl todaylah.damn du lan abt it!!i mean...come on man!!seriously!!dont tell me i hav to be alert jus to walk out of the blardy toilet?!!?n there was one champion...he stopped suddenly,n i had to stop also,cos he was blockin my way,then when i turned right to walk by him,the bugger turned right as well!!!wth!!so i turned left,and guess wat?he turned left!!all without turning ard to look back.its like he was subconciously programmed to piss me off by walking stupid.i felt like smackin him in the headlah!haiz..i tink it might hav been my headache,but still!!ok.i'm happy now after offloadin all that.lol.
On a happier note!!!my relatives are coming over to my house this sunday!!!yay!!!and i mean ALL my relatives!!the chinese,the indians,and the malays!!oh man...so damn excited.evrytime the gang comes together the parties are huge.hahaha...tho its pretty rarelah,since most are overseas alot....sian....i tell u,its great to be mixed blood,u get to celebrate all festivals in singapore.heh.ate so much durin deepavali,hari raya,and im pretty sure i'll die durin chinese new yr as well...wahaha.wats more!!all that money i get!!!!woot~~~hahaha...but the sad ting is that my exams are cming along,and my mum noes this,so she told me to bugger off out of the house when the folks are down(i swear to you those were the exact words she said to me.)lol.i told her im damn good at multi taskin,and she told me not to lie to myself...crap...21 yrs of living in the same house rely makes ppl noe evrything abt u eh...snort...so i told her aight then,im fine with it,ill go look for someone to study with on sunday(wahaha!!!clara!!!thx!ur the lucky one!!hurhurhur).and she then went on to ask me if it was a girl,and i said yea,and she said,can u really concentrate with a girl and then i said of cos i can!!!wth man!!!how long have u known me for!!??and she replied with...exactly....and my dad hu was there,and wasnt saying anything at all to begin with suddenly chip in smething as useless as.....yea arif,we noe u too well...u,food,tv,entertainment and girls dont go well together......crap....i swear theyve been putting a chip onto me smwhere,ill go look for it once im done with this entry......
after the talk tho,my dear mum told me to enjoy myself studyin outside.lol.and i told her i wld,and she said good(she knows i get damn pissed off with one word answers after i talk so much)...and i started asking her what!?!?whats wrong!?...lol...my family's wacked i tell u.hahaha.but i love them anyway.heh...so there you hav it,ill be missing the first part of the party this sunday and will be studyin in town with my fren for abit.man..hope i'll be able to concentrate....Clara!!!if i start lookin at girls,i want u to slap me and slap me hard u here me girl!!??and we cant go and eat too much too!!!sunday is gonna be study day!!!study day!!!lol..
i tink my headache's gone.hahaha......
Till my next entry guys!!!cheers!
Posted by funkymunkey at 6:46 PM
(2) comments
Sunday, November 05, 2006
alrite!!!!new blog!!!!woot!!!
aight guys...my last blog cocked up.hahaha.i cldnt do anything with it.people cldnt comment,and i kept on getting this damn irritatin pop up asking me to fuck off from my own blog.lol.ok.not in those exact words,but u get the drift.hahaha.rite...if guys wanna hav a continuation or hav some sense of wat my blog used to be like,go to funkymunkyboy.blogspot.com.....yeap...ha.i had alot of fun on taht blog durin the earlier days,but its time to move on my frens.ha.lets see....im a html idiot,so ppl are gonna hav to help me all over again.heh..
its night time,i finaly got into the mood to study jus now,and i was rushin thru a few chapters...man...i feel so proud of myself...im so damn good man.ha.righto,before ppl(yea the usual ppl)start saying im damn ego,i shall move along...heh.
if any of u hav any suggestions to add to my blog,jus tell me yea?ill try my best to add as we go along.ha.till another time frens!!cheers!!